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| It's Christmas time, Dad's sleeping in the living room, At Christmas time, The burning turkey starts to fume, And I've got pine needles, embedded in my foot, But I just don't give a toss it's Christmas time, Films on TV, And afterwards another one, You're arse is sore, But at least you're having fun, Forget the world outside your window, And switch the telly on instead, Ant and Dec on ITV, or the Queen if she's not dead, Then stuff yourself with Christmas Cake, And if your out of things to do, Well tonight thank god ET's on channel 2 , And there won't be snow in Southampton this Christmas
time, Cracker for you, Freeze the world, |